We wouldn't kill you, we're English. We'd m,erely torture you unjustly without a trial and then pat ourselves on the back because we are a good bunch and "didn't hurt you", well that is what our ancestors would have done. We are far too peace loving as a nation...

Dude! I just got in trouble by my mom for having Min, the god of fertility on the screen

Before she actually "saw" him, she was like: , then , then ! "Did you draw that?!?!"

LMAO, you should have seen my mother in Egypt, when we visited the temples she didn't know where to look. She was like "Matthew, who exactly is that man?", then I would have to explain him to her and she'd just go wide eyed and say "Right, that is interesting", then she'd scurry off to see something else. My mother is hilarious when she's out and about. She is so naive but when things are explained she tries to pretend they dont exist o that she doesn't know about them.

Way are your parents so much cooler than mine? I always thought my cousin's mom was cooler. *Cracks up laughing* THat's a JOKE. My aunt is the meanest bee-eye-tea-sea-aiche. She yells at my cousin about everthing. My cousin even cleans the house for her mom and gets yelled at then her mom complains she's tired (from all the yelling) and wants my cousin to do more ess-aiche-eye-tea for her. Tonight she kicked her out and even yelled at my grandma. HAHAHA My cousin said my grandma told her she wanted to kill my aunt. *sigh* I wish she had. I hate that ef-you-sea-kay-eye-en-ji bee-eye-tea-sea-aiche! Wish she'd di-eye-ee.